Has it not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to Death ?

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.