Has it not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to Death ?

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.