Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

Has it not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to Death ?

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.