Wit Quotes

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

I have just got a new theory of eternity.

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.