In all correspondence, it would be more convenient to use the word "Persia" instead of "Iran," as otherwise dangerous mistakes may easily occur through the similarity of Iran and Iraq....Formal correspondence with the Persian Government should of course be conducted in the form they like.

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.