In all correspondence, it would be more convenient to use the word "Persia" instead of "Iran," as otherwise dangerous mistakes may easily occur through the similarity of Iran and Iraq....Formal correspondence with the Persian Government should of course be conducted in the form they like.

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

About ten years ago, I knew three chords on the guitar. Now, in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.