Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

When I was a little baby, I remember that one moment of calm, peace. And three minutes after that, it was on.

Either we stay at home and become pillars of the community or we go out and tour. We couldn't really find any communities that still needed pillars.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.