If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it wouldimprove the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.