It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.