If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

I do not admire people who are wise after the event. I would rather be impaled on the other horn of the dilemma and be called one of the "I told you so's."

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.