The first maxim of English jurisprudence is that complainers should come into Court with clean hands.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

Canada is the linchpin of the English-speaking world.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.