It is pretty tough to reshape human society in an after-dinner speech.

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.