It is pretty tough to reshape human society in an after-dinner speech.

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.