Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.