Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.