If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

It is pretty tough to reshape human society in an after-dinner speech.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.