The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.