The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.