The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.