I'm not Beethoven!

Brevity is the soul of wit.

We came to South America originally because we were invited down. They wanted four wholesome lads to play some nice music. Now I'd like to buy up the entire continent and install myself as President.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.