We came to South America originally because we were invited down. They wanted four wholesome lads to play some nice music. Now I'd like to buy up the entire continent and install myself as President.

I'm not Beethoven!

Brevity is the soul of wit.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.