I'm not Beethoven!

We came to South America originally because we were invited down. They wanted four wholesome lads to play some nice music. Now I'd like to buy up the entire continent and install myself as President.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.