I'm not Beethoven!

We came to South America originally because we were invited down. They wanted four wholesome lads to play some nice music. Now I'd like to buy up the entire continent and install myself as President.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.