Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

When I was a little baby, I remember that one moment of calm, peace. And three minutes after that, it was on.