Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.

Winston Churchill

NightPossiblyAttend

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

Winston Churchill

GiftCompressingWordsThoughts...+2

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

Winston Churchill

AttleeModestMan

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

Winston Churchill

SpeechWallGirlDifficult

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

Elton John

SocietyPresenterMakerTv...+2

A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

JokeSeriousThing