It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.

In the twinkling of an eye I found myself without an office, without a seat, without a party, and without an appendix.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

By noon it was clear that the Socialists would have a majority. At luncheon my wife said to me, 'It may well be a blessing in disguise.' I replied, 'At the moment it seems quite effectively disguised.'

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.