I do not admire people who are wise after the event. I would rather be impaled on the other horn of the dilemma and be called one of the "I told you so's."

We came to South America originally because we were invited down. They wanted four wholesome lads to play some nice music. Now I'd like to buy up the entire continent and install myself as President.

A hopeful disposition is not the sole qualification to be a prophet.

We are happier in many ways when we are old than when we were young. The young sow wild oats. The old grow sage.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

If you mean to profit, learn to please.