Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.