The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.