Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

George Bernard Shaw

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman