The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.