Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?