There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.