Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.