There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.