Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.