Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.