Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.