Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.