Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

The business man - a man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.