Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

Upon meeting, you're judged by your clothes, upon parting you're judged by your wits.

The first maxim of English jurisprudence is that complainers should come into Court with clean hands.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.