Quotes By Mark Twain
Writer And Humorist
Mark Twain
Nov 30, 1835 - Apr 21, 1910
Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
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