Woman was God's second mistake.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

George Bernard Shaw

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

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Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

Mark Twain

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I am very glad there are quite a number of people born with a gift and a liking for all of this; like great chessplayers who play sixteen games at once blindfold and die quite soon of epilepsy. Serve them right! I hope the Mathematicians, however, are well rewarded. I promise never to blackleg their profession nor take the bread out of their mouths.

Winston Churchill

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He [Donald Trump] is not my bride. I am not his bride, nor his groom.

Vladimir Putin

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