When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

My education was interrupted only by my schooling.

It is pretty tough to reshape human society in an after-dinner speech.

How does one determine whether a law is just or unjust? A just law is a man-made code that squares with the moral law or the law of God. An unjust law is a code that is out of harmony with the moral law.