When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.

The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!