Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.