Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

There is not one single social or economic principle or concept in the philosophy of the Russian Bolshevik which has not been realized, carried into action, and enshrined in immutable laws a million years ago by the white ant.

Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 [Hillary Clinton] emails that are missing. I think you will be rewarded mightily by our press.

She's telling us how to fight ISIS. Just go to her website. She tells you how to fight ISIS on her website. I don't think General Douglas MacArthur would like that too much. See, you're telling the enemy everything you want to do. No wonder you've been fighting ISIS your entire adult life.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!