Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work.

In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.

The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose.