Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

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I am very glad there are quite a number of people born with a gift and a liking for all of this; like great chessplayers who play sixteen games at once blindfold and die quite soon of epilepsy. Serve them right! I hope the Mathematicians, however, are well rewarded. I promise never to blackleg their profession nor take the bread out of their mouths.

Winston Churchill

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

William Shakespeare

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Evil men have no songs. How is it that the Russians have songs?

Friedrich Nietzsche

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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