In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
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Whoever, at any time, has undertaken to build a new heaven has found the strength for it in his own hell.
The 'kingdom of Heaven' is a condition of the heart - not something that comes 'upon the earth' or 'after death'.
That God became man indicates only this: that man should not seek his salvation in eternity, but rather establish his heaven on earth.
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My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
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