That God became man indicates only this: that man should not seek his salvation in eternity, but rather establish his heaven on earth.

Whoever, at any time, has undertaken to build a new heaven has found the strength for it in his own hell.

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Hell is gone and heaven's here, there's nothing left for you to fear.

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there.