Woman was God's second mistake.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

There is not one single social or economic principle or concept in the philosophy of the Russian Bolshevik which has not been realized, carried into action, and enshrined in immutable laws a million years ago by the white ant.

Evil men have no songs. How is it that the Russians have songs?

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.