Woman was God's second mistake.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work.