Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand.