When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Evil men have no songs. How is it that the Russians have songs?

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

Man does not strive for pleasure; only the Englishman does.