Sarcasm Quotes

Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work.

My education was interrupted only by my schooling.

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.

We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!