The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

Abraham Lincoln

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

Man does not strive for pleasure; only the Englishman does.

In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose.

We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman