I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.