Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

It is pretty tough to reshape human society in an after-dinner speech.