The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.