Sarcasm Quotes

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Let us be thankful for the fools. Because of them the rest of us could not succeed.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day - for burning fire-crackers!!!

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!