Quotes By Mark Twain

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.