Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

Warren Buffett

The rich invest in time, the poor invest in money.

Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman