Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.

Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he comes to his own marriage he rarely, or never, takes any such care.