Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.