Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.

Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he comes to his own marriage he rarely, or never, takes any such care.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.