There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

Make sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."