A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Me never believe in marriage that much. Marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he comes to his own marriage he rarely, or never, takes any such care.