A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

We've made so many advances in other areas - civil rights, gay rights - but ageism is still an area that's taboo and not talked about and dealt with.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.