Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

The closest I ever came to getting married was just before I started singing. In fact, my first record saved my neck.