Call no man unhappy until he is married.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.