A man's best friend is a good wife.

Make sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife.

Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.