Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.