Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music.