Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he comes to his own marriage he rarely, or never, takes any such care.

Charles Darwin

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Me never believe in marriage that much. Marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Not to sink under being man and wife,But get some color and music out of life?

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman