It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four days.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.