I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Mark Twain

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman