Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it wouldimprove the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.