Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it wouldimprove the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Humor is the good natured side of a truth.