Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it wouldimprove the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.