If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.