If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

I'd like to say "thank you" on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

I love to trick or treat. I love dressing up like some kind of monster and knocking on doors. Nobody knows it's me, and I get candy.