Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.