Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

John Lennon

LoveFifteenMinutes

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

John Lennon

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That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

John Lennon

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It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

John Lennon

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Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Winston Churchill

SavingParentsFine

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

Winston Churchill

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