Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.