Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.