That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

I'd like to say "thank you" on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.

Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age.