Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.

I'd like to say "thank you" on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.