I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!