It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

I asked the guy who made the sound effects for the radio shows how he got the sound of the electric chair and he said it was bacon sizzling. What about broken bones? The guy took out a LifeSaver and crushed it between his teeth.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!