When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

I find humor in just about every situation. Even the most serious situations. And I find if you use it right, it allows the listener not to feel so uncomfortable. Or to even empathize with that character.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

You can always tell where Diana Ross has been by the hair that's left behind!

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.