I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I find humor in just about every situation. Even the most serious situations. And I find if you use it right, it allows the listener not to feel so uncomfortable. Or to even empathize with that character.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.