A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.